“[If he really] thinks that humanity is destroying the planet, [why doesn’t he] just go kill himself and help the planet by dying?”
-Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh responding to New York Times science writer Andrew Revkin.
“So we have Marxists that are designing and working on net neutrality–are believers in net neutrality” to “control content.”
-Glenn Beck on those who would advocate Net Neutrality, something many of the inventors of the Internet are calling for.
“This is about the future of the United States of America and what kind of country we’re going to have.”
-Rush Limbaugh, on why his (now failed) bid to buy the St. Louis Rams football team is an issue of national importance.
“Go [through] the right door, fill out the right form, have some apple pie, hum a few bars of the Star Spangled Banner and get to work.”
-GOP Chairman Michael Steele on how Republicans believe Americans should act.